Die Ärzte - Männer sind Schweine

I love this song and video. It's completely ridiculous and very funny. Well, at least I think so. And I think that most women would agree. :) Actually, a lot of the band's songs are very funny. I think my favorite of theirs is "Meine Ex(plodierte) Freundin" (translation: "My Ex(ploded) Girlfriend"), but unfortunately, it doesn't have a music video. That song is about how the song's protagonist's girlfriend literally exploded. Well, how she and all his previous girlfriends all exploded. Obviously, he says, they just weren't being careful enough. :)

This band is great pop-punk humor, so even if you normally don't care about translations of songs, I suggest you check them out for this band. If you like this song and want translations of more of Die Ärzte's songs, just let me know.





Lyrics Translation:

Hello my darling, I love you,
You are the only one for me
I think all the others are stupid,
That's why I'm courting you
You're so different, so special,
I always notice these things.
So get undressed and lie down
because I'm so in love with you

It's dark, it will soon be night
But here's a word of warning

Men are pigs
Don't trust them my child
They just want One Thing
Because that's the way they are

A man doesn't feel like a man
Unless he can give you a good seeing to
He lies and swears just to get you into bed
And then the next morning
He doesn't even remember your name
Inconsiderate and with no guilt
Feelings are completely foreign to him

To him, love is just using semen
Girl, you've been warned

Men are pigs
Don't ask for sunshine
Sadly there are no exceptions
Inside every man there is a pig
Men are bastards
Don't believe a word they say
Thy swear to be eternally true
And then the next morning they're away
Yeah yeah yeah

And then if you make the mistake
of finding yourself a husband
Your Rose cavalier mutates
into an animal after the wedding,
Then he shows you the "real him"
Unshaven and disgusting
drinks beer, watches telly and quickly gets fat
and burps and farts in the marital bed

Then you have King Kong as a husband
So I tell you, think better of it

Men are pigs
Don't trust them my child
They just want One Thing
For true love, they're blind
Men are Rats
They come across as cunning
They all want to copulate
Men are pigs
Don't ask for sunshine
Sadly there are no exceptions
Inside every man there is a pig
Men are cars, but without spare tires

Translation from: http://lyricwiki.org/Die_Ärzte:Männer_Sind_Schweine

Recommendations: Farin Urlaub, Bela B, Die Toten Hosen, Madsen